What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
How does a snowman get to work? By icicle
Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars? Holly-wood!
Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners? Rude-olph, of course!
People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there’s a whole world of difference between them.
What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip? Crisp Pringles!
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? Cookie sheets!
What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor? Ribbon Hood.
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple!
What’s Santa Claus’s favorite track & field event? North Pole-vaulting!
Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!
What cars do elves drive? A toyYoda.
What Do You Sing At An Elf’s Birthday Party? Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in History.
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What is Santa’s primary language? North Polish.
Why did they couple get hitched on the 24 of December? So they could have a married Christmas
How do you lift a frozen car? With a Jack Frost.
What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery? Welfy
How can you tell a family doesn’t celebrate Christmas? The lights are on, but nobody’s a gnome.
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed.
How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate? He uses Comet.
What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play? Santapplause!
Did you hear that Santa knows karate? He has a black belt.
Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.
What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school? Present.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues!
What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing? Santa’s shadow!